A cosy, matey way to say football, usually the kind you watch on Match of the Day or down the pub. Used when you’re chatting about a game, a kickabout in the park, or organising the weekend around kick-off. It softens the obsession a bit, like it’s just a bit of fun, even when you’re absolutely invested.
"Fancy the footie at mine? Kick-off’s at three. I’ve nicked a crate from the offie, you bring crisps, and we’ll swear we’re neutral."