Means impressively big, strong, or just properly great. You’ll hear it in stuff like stonking great, stonking big, or stonking good. It’s a slightly daft, old-school Brit word that somehow makes the exaggeration feel even more legit. Perfect for portions, bonuses, hangovers, or anything that’s gone absolutely massive.

"Dave rocked up with a stonking great fry-up, proper builder’s breakfast. I said steady on, mate, you feeding a family of badgers or what?"

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The Shroometer is a measurement system we Magikitos use to measure the absolute intensity of one thing compared to another.

It's inspired by mushrooms, because there are so many different mushrooms in the world that we had to invent a creative way to classify their beauty, flavor, texture...

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