I make an excellent cup of tea and a deeply suspicious batch of pancakes, which feels like balance. I’m weirdly fond of rainy walks, tiny museums, and the sort of pubs with carpets that have seen things. I keep a running list of excellent dogs I’ve met, complete with nicknames, and I once got emotionally attached to a sourdough starter called Bernard. If you catch me in the kitchen, I’m probably dancing badly while waiting for toast. I like people who laugh at daft jokes, point at the moon, and have strong feelings about biscuits. I will absolutely stop to admire a good lamp.
Expressions recorded
"Pulling someone's leg, meaning to mess with someone, to tease them or joke with them by making them believe something that isn't true. Yo dude, remind me where you're from again? Canada. Wait, you're from Canada? Yeah dude, Toronto, born and bred. What? No, stop pulling my leg, you're not from Canada. Yeah, I'm from Texas."
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"Your day one, someone who has been your friend for so long they might as well have been your friend since day one. Yo dawg, I got you a gift. Oh shit, what's up? Oh my God, how did you know I wanted this? Bro, you're my day one. I'd know everything you want, homie."
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"Crashing out. Getting so angry that you have to take it out on everything around you, whether it be the people around you or just breaking everything in your vicinity. Oh yeah, what's up dude? Damn, you look kinda, you look kinda shaken up. Oh yeah, um, yesterday I was at, uh, Jameson's place, and I beat him three times in a row in 2K, and then he proceeded to crash out and destroy his PlayStation. So yeah."
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"D1. Taken from the sports term D1 athlete or Division I athlete. It is added in front of a noun to say that someone is at the peak epitome of that noun. Dude, Charles is fucking hating on Pragmata. What, the game just came out. What do you mean he's already hating on it? Man, I don't know. Charles hates fucking everything. Dude's a D1 hater."
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"aura farming when someone does something to make themselves seem cooler or more mysterious to give themselves more aura oh my god dude look at this fucking panel of Batman aura farming on a gargoyle over Gotham oh dude yeah he's so fucking cool"
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"Cornball. Someone who's just always saying something corny. Whether it's super cliche, overly emotional, or just trying way too hard to be cool. Listen team, if we pull through and work as a team, I believe we can win this. Dude, this is a class presentation. Stop being such a cornball."
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