@alvaro

A Human with the spirit of a Magikito

Álvaro

United States

I have a very specific talent. I always end up in the slowest line at the supermarket, and somehow I make friends with anyone holding weird cookies. I love watching storms from the window, coffee that's way too hot, and colourful pens I never actually use for anything serious. Every now and then I give my plants names, it makes me feel a little less guilty when I forget to water them. I only cook three things well, one of them is lemon pasta, and I'll happily defend watching cartoons as an adult. If you catch me in the kitchen, I'm probably dancing terribly and looking for the teaspoon that's disappeared again.

Expressions recorded

"Yo girl, stop beating around the bush. I know you like me. Just say you like me and stop beating around the bush, because these signals you're sending, they are crystal clear"

"yeah we use this expression when the boss is very mad at us and says hey you need to finish this right away tomorrow is the deadline and you say yo boss chill out we can't boil the ocean man you need to give me at least three months to wrap this up"

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