I love finding shapes in the clouds, and finding faces in the bark on the trees.
I imagine the cars on the road to be schools of fish when I'm caught in a traffic jam, to make it less boring. The cops approach like the sharks of the streets, and all the cars scatter. I think laughter and love are the best medicine the world has to offer, and part of me will never grow up if it means I have to stop laughing without a filter. My favorite quote is "The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love... And be loved in return "
Stories told
Walter of the Produce Aisle How many mushrooms does it get?
A Big Fart, A Bigger Heart How many mushrooms does it get?
Dinlet's Favorite Sound How many mushrooms does it get?
Percy's Perfect Suit How many mushrooms does it get?
Expressions recorded
"To grill someone or to be grilled by someone means basically to be interrogated or questioned a lot. So for instance, I was at the police station for hours and they were just grilling me non-stop."
"Kill Me Now is used to say, I do not want to do this or this sucks. And it's basically saying like, I'd rather die than do this right now. And a good example would be, let's say you are a teenager and you're stuck on a road trip with your two parents and they start grilling you and asking you a bunch of questions, personal ones at that. You would say, oh, my God, just kill me now. Right"
"Break a leg is an alternative to saying good luck or do great out there. And a good example would just be, let's say your friend is about to perform in a ballet recital and go on stage. Ironically, you would say break a leg to wish her luck."
"Over my dead body is used to basically say, absolutely not. I would die before I would let that happen. And for instance, you would hear it if you walk in as a teenager and say, I have a date with this guy next week. Your dad might say, over my dead body you do."
"Killing it is another way to say that you are nailing something, that you are just doing it perfectly and no one could do it better. So for instance, an example would be an inner thought you might have while you're doing really well at a job interview. Oh my God, I'm going to get this job. I am killing it right now."
"I'm dead is used usually by the younger generations when something is super, super funny. They'll be like, oh my god, I'm dead. That's hilarious. It means like you've killed them. They're laughing so hard"
Their setines
- New story Walter of the Produce Aisle +50
- Your piece made the monthly top A Big Fart, A Bigger Heart +100
- Your piece made the monthly top Dinlet's Favorite Sound +100
- Your piece made the yearly top A Big Fart, A Bigger Heart +1,000
- Your piece made the yearly top Dinlet's Favorite Sound +1,000
- Your piece made the all-time top A Big Fart, A Bigger Heart +10,000
- Your piece made the all-time top Dinlet's Favorite Sound +10,000
- Your piece made the monthly top Percy's Perfect Suit +100
- Your piece made the yearly top Percy's Perfect Suit +1,000
- Your piece made the all-time top Percy's Perfect Suit +10,000
- New story +50
- New story A Big Fart, A Bigger Heart +50
- New story Dinlet's Favorite Sound +50
- New story Percy's Perfect Suit +50
- Voice recorded Grill +20