Means to trap someone in a long, one-way chat where they can’t get a word in. You can earbash a mate at the pub, or cop an earbash from that bloke who reckons he’s an expert on everything. Usually it’s boring, braggy, or unsolicited advice, and you’re just standing there praying your phone rings.

"Got cornered at the barbie and Barry earbashed me about his caravan upgrades. I nodded, necked two tinnies, and waited for someone to rescue me."

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The Shroometer is a measurement system we Magikitos use to measure the absolute intensity of one thing compared to another.

It's inspired by mushrooms, because there are so many different mushrooms in the world that we had to invent a creative way to classify their beauty, flavor, texture...

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