Arvo
"How about a cheeky beer this arvo? I knock off at three, swing by the bottle-o, then we’ll fire up the barbie at yours."
Bogan
"We rocked up to the pub in thongs and a singlet, blasting Cold Chisel, and the waiter just sighed, ya bogans."
Brekkie
"We’ll duck into the servo for a coffee and a bacon and egg roll, then grab brekkie proper at the café before we head to the beach."
Crikey
"Crikey, that servo wants ten bucks for a meat pie. Yeah nah, chuck us a snag from Bunnings instead, mate. Fair dinkum, daylight robbery out here."
Fair dinkum
"You paid fifty bucks for that vintage band tee? Fair dinkum, it still smells like Vinnies and bad decisions. Chuck it in the wash before your missus cracks it."
Mate
"Oi mate, that’s my park. Yeah right mate, I had the blinker on. Sure ya did. No worries mate, I’ll squeeze in round back."
Servo
"Chuck in at the servo, mate, the tank’s on empty and I’m keen on a pie and an iced coffee for the run."
Dunny
"Hang on mate, I'm busting for the dunny, back in two ticks and then we can crack another tinnie by the barbie"
Drongo
"Mate tried to pay at the servo with his library card, then blamed the EFTPOS. Absolute drongo, we were standing there like stunned mullets."
Ripper
"Pulled a monster barra off the jetty, old mate nearly dropped his esky and yelled, You little ripper! Now whack it on the barbie, champ."
Ankle biter
"Oi, you bringing the ankle biters to the barbie on Saturday? No worries, just keep ’em outta the veggie patch this time."
Bags not
"Who’s washing up after the barbie? Bags not. Too slow, bro, you said it last, so you’re on plates while we sink a stubby."
Beaut
"Got the snags on at the servo and they’re cooked perfect. Beaut, mate. Chuck us one and a squirt of sauce, I’m starving."
Bonzer
"Fishing trip was bonzer, mate, till Gazza punted the esky overboard. Still, we snagged a ripper barra and scoffed servo pies after."
Boofhead
"He tried cracking a tin of beans with a screwdriver, then whinged when it sprayed the kitchen. Absolute boofhead, the can opener’s been in the drawer forever."
Budgie smugglers
"Uncle Kev rocked up to the family barbecue in his budgie smugglers like he was about to compete at the Olympics. Nan nearly dropped the pavlova."
Cark it
"Poor old Jonno's ute finally carked it on the highway last arvo, he had to walk back to the servo in thongs, absolute shocker"
Chockers
"We rocked up to the pub for happy hour and it was chockers, so we grabbed a takeaway and headed to the beach instead."
Chunder
"We hit the footy, smashed a few tinnies, and on the ride home Mick suddenly chundered everywhere, now the cabbie’s charging a cleaning fee."
Cobber
"Oi cobber, you still owe me a servo pie from yesterday arvo. Quit flappin and come have a yarn, esky’s chockers."
Crook
"Can’t come in, boss, I’m crook as a dog and the ute’s crook too. Yeah nah, I’ll stay home and not spread it round."
Dag
"Josh rocked up in jandals and a suit jacket, did a terrible karaoke set, and we were cackling. Absolute dag, sweet as."
Daggy
"Mum turned up to Bunnings in trackies and a faded footy jumper. I’m like, daggy as. She goes, too right, mate, comfort first."
Earbash
"Got cornered at the barbie and Barry earbashed me about his caravan upgrades. I nodded, necked two tinnies, and waited for someone to rescue me."
Flog
"Baz is flogging his Commodore on Marketplace, reckons it only needs a tune. Mate, it coughs like a pack-a-day tradie and the paint’s cactus."
Footy
"You keen for the footy on Saturday arvo? Which footy, ya drongo? AFL at the G. Too easy, I’ll grab snags and a slab."
Fossick
"Stop fossicking in the shed, Mum yelled. I’m trying to find my old cricket bat, but I keep turning up stubby holders and dust."
Fully sick
"Rock up to the servo and Dan’s showing off his new ute, big tyres, loud exhaust, the whole lot. Everyone’s like, that’s fully sick, mate."
Galah
"You left the esky in the sun and now the snags are swimming. You galah, grab some ice before everyone cracks it."
Garbo
"Garbo’s coming Wednesday, so wheel the bins out Tuesday night or we’re cactus. I missed it last week and the kitchen smelt like a tip, mate."
Good on ya
"You stayed back to help clean up after the barbie and didn’t whinge once. Good on ya, mate, that’s solid. Grab a cold one"
Grouse
"Reckon this weekend’s weather’ll be grouse, mate. Pack the esky, nick down the beach Saturday arvo, then snag a feed on the way home."
Larrikin
"Uncle Davo rocked up to Christmas lunch on a ride-on mower with a carton of VB strapped to the back, proper larrikin that bloke."
Maccas
"I’m absolutely cooked after that gig, hey. Swing past Maccas drive-thru on the way home, grab us a large Coke, nuggets and a hash brown."
Nah yeah
"You coming to the beach after work, mate, or you gonna bail again? Nah yeah, I’m in. Just gotta swing past the servo first."
Yeah nah
"You coming to the beach in this wind, mate? Yeah nah, too cold. I'll stay home, chuck the kettle on, and watch the footy."
No worries
"I apologized for being late and he just grinned and said no worries, the barbie has only just got going."
Preggo
"We rocked up to the barbecue and Jess goes, reckon I’ll skip the tinnies, I’m preggo. Everyone lost it and started naming the bub."
Rough as guts
"Arvo after the bucks night I was rough as guts, spewin' in the dunny and lookin' like I slept in the ute."
She'll be right
"Ute won't start and we're already late for footy. Gaz shrugs, cracks a tinny and goes, she'll be right, give it a minute."
Sickie
"Dave’s pulling a sickie again, reckon. Rang the boss saying he’s crook, then got pinged at Bunnings smashing a snag and shopping for a new esky."
Smoko
"Boss reckons we’ve got ten minutes, so we’re ducking out for smoko, smashing a couple of bikkies and a cuppa, then back on the tools."
Sook
"Oi, you got a bit of rain on you and now you're moaning. Chuck on a jacket, mate, and stop being a sook."
Spit the dummy
"Macca’s forgot his extra sauce and he spat the dummy at the counter, then sheepishly came back two minutes later asking for a napkin."
Stoush
"There was a massive stoush outside the bottlo after the footy, the coppers had to break it up before someone lost a tooth"
Sunnies
"Chuck your sunnies on, mate, it’s blazing. I left mine in the car and walked to the servo squinting like a stunned mullet."
Thongs
"It's 35 degrees, so I grabbed the esky, chucked on my thongs, and ducked to the servo for ice before the barbie."
Togs
"Oi, grab your towel and chuck your togs in the boot, cuz. We’re off to Piha for a swim, then fish and chips after."
Tucker
"This café’s all chia seeds and foam. I’m starving, let’s find some proper tucker, grab a pie from the servo and bail."
Yakka
"Been on hard yakka all week on the site, up at sparrow’s, home wrecked. Saturday arvo I’m doing sweet bugger all and grabbing a cold one."
Bludger
"He’s been crashing on Chez Dave for a month, dodging shifts, then rocks up at barbie time with an empty esky. Absolute bludger."
Gone walkabout
"Where’s the telly remote? It’s gone walkabout again. I had it two minutes ago. Check down the side of the settee, yeah."