Bevvy
"You up for a bevvy after work? Just a quick pint, next thing you know it’s last orders, a kebab, and you’re texting tomorrow-you apologies."
Bloke
"Some bloke on the bus offered Nan his seat, then just nodded and went back to his paper. Proper decent, no fuss."
Cheeky
"We clocked off early, so Dave suggested a cheeky Nando's, then a cheeky pint. Somehow we ended up in the kebab shop at midnight."
Chinwag
"I bumped into Dan outside Tesco and what was meant to be a quick hello turned into a full chinwag and a brew in the café."
Dodgy
"Nah, I’m not eating that kebab, looks dodgy and the bloke’s using yesterday’s sauce. Let’s grab a proper chicken shop up the road, yeah."
Gobsmacked
"I opened the payslip and nearly dropped my brew, they'd actually given me a bonus. I just stood there, proper gobsmacked, like a stunned muppet."
Gutted
"Was buzzing for the away day, then the coach broke down. Whole lot of us were proper gutted, ended up in a greasy spoon in Reading."
Kip
"I’m gonna have a kip on the sofa, yeah. Wake me at eight or I’ll miss pre-drinks and end up rocking yesterday’s jeans again."
Knackered
"Did a double at the café, then squeezed onto the Night Tube. Got home, kicked my shoes off, and I’m knackered, mate."
Lad
"Our Kev’s a proper lad, already buzzing for Saturday, couple of pints in town then back to his for the afters, no drama."
Minging
"That chip shop by the station was pure minging, grease everywhere, stank o fish, and the lad behind the counter looked like he'd slept in it."
Peng
"She turned up in that red dress looking peng, then the chicken shop after was peng too, so we stayed chatting outside till late."
Plastered
"At the office do she got plastered, tried flirting with the photocopier, then asked Dave from Accounts where the loo was, cradling a plant."
Proper
"It’s proper brass monkeys out, but I’ve gotta nip to t’ shop for milk. If I don’t get a brew, I’ll be proper mardy."
Barmy
"You’re hiking up Ben Nevis in flip-flops in February? You’re barmy, mate, get some proper boots before your toes fall off."
Daft
"Our Kev tried barbecuing in t’rain. I said, Ay up, tha’s daft as owt. Now we’ve got soggy coals and half-raw sausages."
Legless
"Dave was legless by ten, tried to have beef with the kebab van, then begged the bouncer for a lift. We ended up fireman-carrying him to the taxi."
Muppet
"Got all the way to the gig, queued up, then Dan pats his pockets and realises he brought his TV remote instead of his wallet. Absolute muppet."
Cushty
"Got the mate’s rates, the bus actually turned up, and the bouncer let us in. Cushty, bruv, now let’s hit the gig and grab a kebab."
Innit
"It’s freezing but man still wants a night out, innit. Grab your coat, link me at the station, and don’t start moving mad on the train"