Proper drunk, the kind where your eyes are all shiny and unfocused like you’ve been staring into the chippy fryer too long. It’s a pretty sweet, old-school way to say someone’s hammered without sounding nasty. Often used when someone’s cheerfully trolleyed rather than messy and aggressive.

"She was pie-eyed after three cocktails, swearing she could hear the jukebox flirting with her. Mate goes, Lightweight. She goes, Nah, they were doubles, now let’s get a kebab."

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The Shroometer is a measurement system we Magikitos use to measure the absolute intensity of one thing compared to another.

It's inspired by mushrooms, because there are so many different mushrooms in the world that we had to invent a creative way to classify their beauty, flavor, texture...

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