Means to get sacked, dumped, or kicked out of something, usually without much warning. It’s the brutal, final kind of exit, like a guillotine but with more paperwork. Used for jobs, TV shows, teams, even mate groups when someone’s been a bit of a melt. Honestly, it always sounds harsher than it needs to.

"Dave thought he was getting a promotion, then boom, he got the chop on a Teams call. Didn’t even finish his brew. HR said cheers and logged off"

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The Shroometer is a measurement system we Magikitos use to measure the absolute intensity of one thing compared to another.

It's inspired by mushrooms, because there are so many different mushrooms in the world that we had to invent a creative way to classify their beauty, flavor, texture...

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