An earful is a long, usually angry telling-off where someone absolutely unloads on you. If you get an earful, you’ve been properly lectured and there’s no getting a word in edgeways. Can be from your mum, your boss, or some bloke in the queue who’s decided today is your trial. Classic British misery.

"Mum gave me a right earful for leaving three takeaway boxes under the bed. I tried to chat back and she went, Don’t you start, sunshine. I shut it."

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The Shroometer is a measurement system we Magikitos use to measure the absolute intensity of one thing compared to another.

It's inspired by mushrooms, because there are so many different mushrooms in the world that we had to invent a creative way to classify their beauty, flavor, texture...

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