Completely serious, absolutely for real. It's the New York version of "I swear on everything." When a New Yorker says "deadass," you better believe what follows is non-negotiable truth.

"Deadass, I saw a rat carrying a whole slice of pizza on the subway."

What is this?

The Shroometer is a measurement system we Magikitos use to measure the absolute intensity of one thing compared to another.

It's inspired by mushrooms, because there are so many different mushrooms in the world that we had to invent a creative way to classify their beauty, flavor, texture...

Comparison of the Day

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