A full-on drinking binge that runs way past the 'just one' stage, sometimes into the next day or two. You pop out for a cheeky pint and end up necking shots, buying a kebab at 6am, and messaging work absolute nonsense. Usually said as 'go on a bender'. Heads-up: bender is also an offensive slur for gay men, so don’t chuck it about.

"He said one pint after work. Three days later he’s still in Spoons, clutching a flat lager and a regret, swearing he’ll make Nan’s Sunday roast."

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The Shroometer is a measurement system we Magikitos use to measure the absolute intensity of one thing compared to another.

It's inspired by mushrooms, because there are so many different mushrooms in the world that we had to invent a creative way to classify their beauty, flavor, texture...

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