A mildly insulting way to call someone a bit daft, clueless, or not thinking it through. It’s cheeky rather than brutal, like calling your mate a muppet for a brain fade. Comes from the kids’ character Noddy, who’s famously not the sharpest tool. Great for gentle ribbing when someone says something proper silly.

"Dave rocked up to Tesco in his dressing gown, tried to pay with an Oyster card, then acted shocked when it got declined. Absolute noddy, honestly"

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The Shroometer is a measurement system we Magikitos use to measure the absolute intensity of one thing compared to another.

It's inspired by mushrooms, because there are so many different mushrooms in the world that we had to invent a creative way to classify their beauty, flavor, texture...

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