A person who lives off other people’s kindness like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet. They’ll rock up with empty pockets, smash your snacks, sink your drinks, and suddenly need the loo the second it’s their round or the bill lands. Not always evil, just chronically shameless. Everyone’s got one mate like this, sadly.
"Gaz turned up with nowt, inhaled the crisps, necked three pints, then went “just nipping to the bog” as the bill came. Absolute freeloader, man"