What it means
A bifter is an old-school British slang word for a cigarette, usually a roll-up, and sometimes a spliff depending on who’s saying it. It’s the sort of word you hear when someone slips outside for a quick smoke, has a couple of drags, then wanders back in like the gossip never paused.
Usage examples
"Come on, let’s nip out back for a quick bifter before the match. Two drags, a bit of crack, then back in like nowt happened."
"He's just nipped out for a bifter, he'll be back before the kettle's even boiled."
"Can I bum a bifter off you, mate? Left mine on the bar and I'm absolutely gasping."
"I’m just popping out for a bifter, save us a seat and don’t let them nick my pint."
"She stood outside the pub with a bifter and a coat on, looking like she’d heard everyone’s secrets already."