Something for nothing, and usually said with that proper Yorkshire squint that means stop being daft. It’s a warning that a bargain that looks too good is probably got a catch, or someone’s trying it on. You’ll hear it most in the full line You don’t get owt for nowt, which is basically Northern finance advice in one breath.

"Gaz says he’s won a free holiday off Facebook. Mam rolls her eyes, goes you don’t get owt for nowt, then checks the link."

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The Shroometer is a measurement system we Magikitos use to measure the absolute intensity of one thing compared to another.

It's inspired by mushrooms, because there are so many different mushrooms in the world that we had to invent a creative way to classify their beauty, flavor, texture...

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