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Guardians of everyday joy
The sayings from where you're from, the bedtime stories, the jokes that make you laugh your arse off and the blogging spirit of the early internet. Small doses of magic that disappear if nobody looks after them.
We Magikitos keep them safe.
Out loud!
No brain-rotting videos here. Listen to us while you take a dump, ride your bike or do the dishes.
Voted with mushrooms
Everything gets voted with mushrooms, and that vote makes it more or less visible across the platform.
Got a gift? Join in!
You can record things straight from your browser, nothing to install. It is your chance to let your inner Magikito shine.
A little taste of audio journeys
A random handful of what people love most. Hit “More” for another round, never repeating what you have already heard.
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Street talk that packs a punch
Expressions said by real people. Hit “More” for another round, never repeating the ones you have already heard.
Janna
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United States
"Roast is basically when you make fun of someone. Usually it's in a joking manner, you know, picking at something, usually done between friends in a joking manner, not in a serious way. It could be you bullying someone as well, but a roast is mainly just between friends, all friendly, like banter. An example could be, man, you look like Rumpelstiltskin with those shoes. Oh, you got roasted."
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Hugues Renaud
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United States
"lil bro a dismissive way to refer to someone look I think we really ought to plan out like a work schedule for this group project I mean it's a pretty hefty one you know yeah whatever you say lil bro okay whatever man"
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Michael James
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United States
"100% means agreeing with someone all the way. You would say this when you feel the same way as someone. For example, You know what I'm saying though? I really like that girl. 100%. You guys have known each other since high school."
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Woodland business
How every Magikito is born
We Magikitos are born when someone takes a happy shit in the woods. A nose pops out of the leaves, and the mischief begins.
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Nature calls Someone finds a quiet patch of woodland.
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A happy release A good shit, with a light heart.
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The spark catches Joy gets up to its tricks among the leaves.
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A Magikito! Here we are, ready for mischief.
Today's Magikitos
These ones are out saying hello today. Tomorrow it might well be others.
Humans with the soul of a Magikito
These are some of the people who have shared their good vibes here
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- Told the story «Quizzy and the Lesson Beyond Books»
- Told the story «You Only Live Once»
- Told the joke «Why This Duck Needs Pants»
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- Edited «Bomber»
- Edited «To doss down»
- Edited «Kipper»
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- Edited «Warm the cockles»
- Edited «Moin»
- Edited «Lamping»
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- Told the story «The Brownie in the Piano»
- Told the story «The Night the Fringe Revolted»
- Lent their voice to «Silent repost»
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- Edited «Soft launch»
- Lent their voice to «Beat around the bush»
- Lent their voice to «We can't boil the ocean»
- 22,400 setines
- 1,350 setines
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- Told the joke «No Eye Deer»
- Told the joke «Dead Inside Scan»
- Told the joke «Dusty Retirement»
Questions we get a lot
What you ask the Magikitos most often on WhatsApp and by email.
What the hell is this website, really?
It is a collection of good vibes told out loud. People do not come here to post weekend selfies, they come to leave something far more powerful: their own voice telling a joke, a story or that expression only their town says. Everything here is free and made by all of us together.
Can I buy the Magikitos?
No. The figures are made by hand for the love of creating and shown for you to meet. They have photos, names and stories, but there is no price and no shopping basket. If you want one, make it your own way and enjoy the process!
Can I send you a joke or a story?
Of course. You record it straight from your browser, nothing to install: you put your voice in, add effects if you like and hit publish. We clean up the sound and, for stories, lay a little music underneath. It keeps your name on it so other people can enjoy it.
What about an expression from where I am from?
Easier than opening a yoghurt. You write the expression and tell us what it means in your own voice. A guardian Magikito checks it over and publishes it with your name on it. And if you spot a mistake on an entry somebody else made, you can ask the guardian Magikito to take another look.
What are setines?
Well, being the proper Magikitos we are, we measure everything in setines, which work both for measuring the absolutely relative magnitude of things and for reputation around here: you earn them by bringing stuff in and they show up on your profile. They are the sign that you have brought good vibes to the community.
How are Magikitos born?
Legend has it they are born when someone takes a happy shit in the woods. A moment later a nose pops out of the leaves, and there you have a little brownie ready for mischief. You can also make them by hand, with love and a bit of stubbornness.
Where can I see the brownie figures?
In the brownies section, each one with its own page: real photos, a name and a way of being. They are grouped into families by what each one looks after, so you can have a nose at who guards the home, who guards dreams and who guards good luck.
Do I need an account to take part?
No. Listening, reading and voting need nothing at all, and when you bring something of yours we give you a Magikito name on the spot. If you want what you bring to stay with you, sign in with your email or with Google, no passwords.