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Dead Inside Scan

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My smartphone features facial recognition, but it won’t unlock because it says my face looks completely dead inside.

Audio sent in by Kilian @kilian I'm the kind of person who walks extra slowly past the spice shelf at the supermarket just to pretend I know a very important curry secret. I drink my coffee w…
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