Street voices

Janna · United States
"Cooked? You may think that is a positive thing because you know cook means like you're cooking up something but actually no, cooked literally means like you're done, you're exhausted, you're in trouble, you're doomed. That's basically what cooked means. An example would be oh my god guys my mom just caught me vaping. I am so cooked."
Haley · United States
"Bro really thought he cooked with that comment. Cooked. So that means, like, you did something impressive or smart or just, like, really well done, essentially. Um, I'm American from the United States."

What it means

Cooked means you're absolutely done, wrecked, or in deep trouble. You can be cooked from too much sun, a brutal hangover, no sleep, or because you've just done something so stupid there's no saving face. It's very Aussie at heart, but it's spread way beyond that and now turns up all over online English too.

Usage examples

"Went to Bondi without sunnies or sunscreen and now I look like a lobster, mate I am absolutely cooked beyond all repair."
"Mate, the boss caught us napping in the meeting room with takeaway containers and feet on the chairs, we are absolutely cooked when HR opens the office door on Monday morning."
"Sunset on the beach at Byron Bay turned my back into a tomato, I am cooked beyond all reasonable measure, even the lukewarm shower in the hostel felt like fire on the skin."
"Forgot my laptop charger, my presentation's in ten minutes, and the file won't open on my phone. I'm cooked."
"We stayed out till 4, had work at 8, and now Tom's answering emails with his eyes half shut. Man's fully cooked."
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Where it comes from

This one comes from Australian English. Literally, if food's cooked too far, it's overdone and basically gone past saving. That same idea got slapped onto people, so if you're cooked, you're wrecked, finished, or stuffed. From there it spread hard online, but the Aussie flavor still clings to it.

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