Classic British insult for someone you reckon is an idiot, selfish, or just acting like a total pillock. It can be light banter between mates or proper venom when someone’s done you dirty. Technically it means a masturbator, but day to day it’s more about vibes than biology. Honestly, ridiculously useful in London.

"Some wanker in a white van cut me up on the North Circular, then had the nerve to beep like I’d nicked his Nando’s. Absolute wanker, mate"

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The Shroometer is a measurement system we Magikitos use to measure the absolute intensity of one thing compared to another.

It's inspired by mushrooms, because there are so many different mushrooms in the world that we had to invent a creative way to classify their beauty, flavor, texture...

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