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Real-life examples
  • You parked in the disabled bay again and forgot the handbrake. You absolute doughnut, now the car’s rolled into Dave’s Fiesta.
  • Picked up the wrong takeaway again from the Indian on the high street, ordered chicken got prawn, you absolute doughnut, the dog had a feast and we ate cereal.
  • Locked myself out for the third time this month, stood there shivering on the porch in pyjamas, full doughnut energy, the neighbour saw me and brought tea before opening her own door.
  • You brought the birthday cake, left it on the bus, then turned up holding just the candles. You absolute doughnut.
  • I spent ten minutes looking for my glasses and they were on my head the whole time. Proper doughnut behaviour that.
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    It goes live with your name It enters the dictionary and your Magikito profile, setines included.
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    And we polish it We add its tone, where it comes from when that's known, and its sibling expressions.

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