In a little clearing in the woods, we spotted a bee posing on a flower like she was waiting for someone

We go, “Yo, that jacket is next level, you here to pollinate the situation?” And she goes, “Ahem… I’m here for whatever happens.” We lean in and point it out, “But you… aren’t you a bit more snatched at the waist, and kinda look like a little troublemaker?” And she answers, “Shhh! I’m in aesthetic bee mode. Flowers can’t tell, dude.” We say, “Maybe flowers can’t, but we can: you’re a wasp.” And she’s like, “Okay, but admit it: the stripes look insane on me.”

Magikito moral: not everything with stripes comes with honey. If something stings your day, don’t call it ‘personality’, call it by its name… and step away with style.