Up in a chestnut tree in Taramundi, we caught a squirrel with an acorn pressed to her ear, like one of those old-school phones.

We go, “What are you doing, girl, calling the Forest Tech Support?” And she goes, “I’m trying to talk to my cousin… but out here I’ve only got two bars.”

Magikito moral: when the signal drops, it’s not always the universe punishing you… maybe life is saying “slow down too, and climb the tree for the joy of it, not for the coverage”.