The other day a roe deer showed up with a tiny whistle and a stopwatch made out of dried pine cones.

We go, “Oi, mate, what are you doing, setting up a workout in the middle of the woods?”. And he goes, “I’m training humans: I watch you run for two days, but on the third you turn into a sleepy croquette with legs.” We say, “Yeah but we’re just chasing free endorphins.” And he goes, “Your ancestors hunted on pure patience. They didn’t go all out in the first kilometre, and they didn’t haul forty flashy tech bits just to brag about their pace.”

Magikito moral: if you go for a run today, don’t drag forty gadgets to measure your pace. Just enjoy it and that’s it!