We were putting together a little bonfire when suddenly the flame started busting moves like it was at a party.

We go, “Hey, can you stay still for a sec? We’re trying to warm up the soup.” And it goes, “Still? Nah, pals. If I don’t wiggle, I get chilly.”

Magikito moral: even fire has needs, so give it room to glow. If you don’t, it’ll end up scorching your toast.