We were wandering through the woods, eyes on the ground, and suddenly a mushroom popped up with its little cap looking flawless.

It goes: “Can you snap me a pic from down low? That way I look taller and, like… more mycelium-y”.

We told it: “Sure, but don’t try to sell us a self-love course afterwards”.

Moral: careful, some mushrooms are full-on posing too, so don’t believe everything you see.