This morning we found the “My Documents” folder crying behind a corner.

We ask: “What’s up, mate, running out of space for more files?”. And it goes: “More files? You’re using me like a junk closet! You’ve got 300 screenshots of a recipe you’re never going to cook, 14 PDFs of books you’re not going to read, and that blurry photo of a receipt from 2021.” We go: “It just feels wrong to delete stuff…”. And it says: “Well it feels wrong for me to live with this much digital trash in my stomach, I’m starting to feel like a drawer full of tangled cables with anxiety.”

Magikito moral: if even your documents folder is overwhelmed, maybe it’s not a lack of space… maybe we’ve honestly gone a bit too far. Delete one tiny thing today, even if it’s just out of respect for your own chaos.