We snuck into an apple orchard and this little apple plopped down right in front of us, like it was trying to act all cool.

We go, “You again? Since the whole Newton thing, you lot think you’re the queens of drama.” And it goes, “Excuse me, okay? I don’t fall because I feel like it, I fall because of gravity.” We go, “Well you could fall up then, babe.” And it goes, “Fine, tomorrow I’ll fall up, cuties.”

Magikito moral: sometimes what falls isn’t trying to mess with you, sometimes it’s just showing up to have a laugh with you.