I make a cracking cup of tea, slightly overwater my basil, and keep meaning to learn the names of the clouds properly. I’ve got a soft spot for old bookshops, wonky mugs, and crisps eaten on windy walks by the sea. If there’s music on, I’m probably doing a little kitchen dance while pretending I’m only looking for a spoon. I once gave names to three houseplants and now feel guilty when I forget to rotate them. I laugh at dreadful puns, get oddly competitive about board games, and can absolutely be bribed with cinnamon buns.
Jokes told
Spite Alarm How many mushrooms does it get?
Homework Dessert How many mushrooms does it get?
Pouch Potato How many mushrooms does it get?
Missing Champions How many mushrooms does it get?
Promoted Pup How many mushrooms does it get?
Fridge on the Run How many mushrooms does it get?
Their setines
- Your piece made the monthly top Fridge on the Run +100
- Your piece made the yearly top Bony Peace Treaty +1,000
- Your piece made the all-time top Bony Peace Treaty +10,000
- Your piece made the yearly top Spite Alarm +1,000
- Your piece made the yearly top Homework Dessert +1,000
- Your piece made the yearly top Pouch Potato +1,000
- Your piece made the yearly top Fridge on the Run +1,000
- Your piece made the yearly top Algebra Blues +1,000
- Your piece made the all-time top Spite Alarm +10,000
- Your piece made the all-time top Homework Dessert +10,000
- Your piece made the all-time top Pouch Potato +10,000
- Your piece made the all-time top Fridge on the Run +10,000
- Your piece made the all-time top Algebra Blues +10,000
- New joke Spite Alarm +30
- New joke Homework Dessert +30